Joke of the Day

A carpenter was traveling to the next  town with a coffin he just built for someone in his car. Unluckly for him, his car broke down so he decided to carry the coffin on his head.
As he was walking, he got to a police barrier and the police man wanted to a bribe.........

Police: Hey young man, why are you carrying a coffin to at this time of the day???

Carpenter: (thinking long and hard) well, i don't like where i was buried so i am relocating.

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